what a fucked up society we live in that we shame people both for having and for not having sex
(Source: jessiesula, via cumoncumon)
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womens rights? haha! yeah! their right to a kitchen! now would a girl walk by me just enough for their hand to lightly graze my arm i havent been touched or gotten female attention in years
(Source: basedgosh, via kiddviciouss)
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when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
(via evilskies)
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okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now
(via just-amy-here)
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ur not allowed to think the person i like is cute sorry
(via shellfish-machines)
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- International people: omg it's a dream to live in Britain I want a British accent and a British boyfriend and I want to drink tea every morning and visit London and meet The Queen British people are so lucky
- British people: fucking Britain fucking weather fucking chavs fucking people fucking cher lloyd fucking weather fucking david cameron fucking weather oh yay jeremy kyle
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Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”
(via jaimefuckingpreciado)
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